Want to be a Slamazon, or just look like one?

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, you too can join my roller derby fantasy! Slamazon merch is available from Cafepress. See that logo over there? You can wear that on your chest or head or dog or baby!

I didn't mark any of the crap up to make money. From me to my darling fans, at CP cost! Special, isn't it? Yes, I love you all. Truly and deeply. All 3 of you that read this.

So many thanks to my homeboy Joe for putting this together. How rad is that logo? Seriously? You should check out his band too -- Flies That Fight. The song that Joe sings is my fave. I must admit I am biased. Joe rocks.

I had my first day of weight training at the gym today. I did 2 sets of 25 push-ups. Granted, I wasn't quite in the prone position (thank you to the waist high bar that support my push-ups and the AM emptiness of my gym). I couldn't reach my head in the shower to wash my hair with my jello arms post-workout, so something worked.

I'm picturing being out on the derby track the whole time I'm working out. It really helps when you feel like your arms are going to fall off.